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Ninja Demotivational Poster


NINJA CAT -


TAGS: ninja cat
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by SWyvern

GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:47 pm, #253703
yup...almost


SORRY NINJAS - The Government Has Got You Pegged


TAGS: ninja
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Shaq123



IMAGINATION - There is no such thing as automatic doors only polite ninjas




NINJA CAT - you will never be as cool as this cat.


TAGS: cat ninja cool funny
Rating: 2.63/5


NINJA SANTA - Bringing new meaning to the phrase "You better watch out."


TAGS: ninja santa christmas holidays annihilation
Rating: 4.1/5

More motifakes by rulerofmanandape

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:30 pm, #226612
Ninja Santa lives only for his mission. His is the path of the unseen. If little Billy catches Ninja Santa depositing the package, Ninja Santa must commit Seppuku to erase shame!


MOMONGA - Engineered by Japanese scientists within the secret Mt. Fuji labs and trained in the ways of the ninja


TAGS: momonga flying squirrels japanese ninja
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by Dragara

showmeone - March 18, 2011, 3:51 pm, #214594
simply...furry


JEW-JITSU - Shuriken, caltrops, and matzo ball soup.


TAGS: ninja star of david
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by Jatropheus

thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 8:31 pm, #175703
Ping... Ping...
rerun - May 11, 2010, 8:17 pm, #175698

I wonder who would ever want to live in Melrose Park, IL?
rerun - May 11, 2010, 7:28 pm, #175690

you know, BillJat is not even worth the ink here.
forseti - May 11, 2010, 12:54 pm, #175645
debate with aggy or rerun is one thing. war with toc is another which I wouldn't wish my hardest enemies...*lol* but after making the acquaintance of THE BANHAMMER too at my early beginning here I just try to get other opinions too, 'cuz MF should be fun!
culos - May 11, 2010, 9:48 am, #175585
Ouch :-)
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:27 am, #175580
...your a** ripped apart. You can keep making IDs, and I'll just blanket ban every IP address your isp will provide for you. Thank you, and have a funderful day.
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:26 am, #175579
...politics approved since politifake.org began, so you might want to check your dates. Rerun banned you only after you said you weren't coming back, so what's the big deal? You must be a glutton for punishment, since you like to come back here to get...
thatonechick - May 11, 2010, 9:25 am, #175577
"...it wasn't listed on that page, which is also only available after one posts a new poster (which I did to check)." This is your stupidity again; see that reports tab? There is a link to approval queue in that tab. There has been absolutely NO...
MO - May 11, 2010, 9:05 am, #175568
Look jat, you're just flappin your ***k beaters for no reason. You can keep it up all day long, but you won't change the fact that you're a whinny b****. And the mods you seem to want to complain about? They are well respected/loved members of this site.
forseti - May 11, 2010, 5:22 am, #175556
perhaps didn't get the text right if there are plays on word or something, but i really loled much at the title and don't believe it was an attack against Jewish people. and indeed banning AND beeing offensive to banned people seems a little chicken to me
ICEMAN - May 11, 2010, 2:17 am, #175542
Keep raggin' on the Mods & what it gets you.
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 2:06 am, #175539
Keep it up, I'll keep making more IDs and pointing out how a**umptive and asinine mods can be, whenever I bother to check.
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 2:04 am, #175538
Agdaniele, wasn't just TONE, there were some that were very overtly anti-Obama approved recently... I wouldn't have cared if it wasn't only the one wing allowed. You seem decent (based on first part), but becoming less so, is this who/how you want to be?
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 1:57 am, #175536
3. Rerun, you are talking trash to someone who's already left, after you banned them to make sure. What does that say about you? Mr Random, it wasn't listed on that page, which is also only available after one posts a new poster (which I did to check).
BillJat - May 11, 2010, 1:55 am, #175534
1. Not Christian, and both Jewish friends and those into the martial art appreciated it. 2. Not my pic, it was already here.
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:01 pm, #164097

Too soon?
rerun - March 12, 2010, 5:01 pm, #164096

OK Captain a** Munch. Glad you are gone. I am Jewish and find this poster offensive, your Christial morality should have prevented you from ever making it, but you are a moral only when it serves you, please enjoy your stay in Hell.
agdaniele - March 12, 2010, 12:32 am, #164000
Mr. Random has spoken very eloquently... and I agree with all he says. But being that this isn't politifake.org, I must apologize for any tone that the existing posters take... as we've tried to remove... screw it... Jatro... don't let the door hit ya!
MrRandom - March 12, 2010, 12:19 am, #163998
As for a poster being rejected, the reason is almost always given on the approval que.
MrRandom - March 12, 2010, 12:19 am, #163997
Couple of things. At one point, this site accepted all political posters. That has since changed, and they have their own site now. We most got them in from a couple of posters who would more or less flood us, and they were more or less all Republicans.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:13 am, #163987
Bye, I am gone, and glad, since I can't delete, that I only submitted a few barely passable works instead of something I would be proud of to this partisan sheople site.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:10 am, #163986
Obviously, the mods approve Republican propaganda (have seen nothing of any other viewpoint here) and fear upsetting Catholics... plus, they do not notify if a submission is not approved, or why.
Jatropheus - March 12, 2010, 12:09 am, #163985
I am a TRUE moderate, trying to avoid partisan politics - which is why I am leaving this site entirely.


NINJAS - They love pizza


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 4.1/5


NINJAS - Mall cops don't stand a chance


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by gil

agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:27 pm, #150666
Not without their segues, they don't!


TMNT - 'cause "Teenage Mutant Ninja Horses" just didn't quite make the cut




JEW - JITSU - KickAss Kosher Not Spelled.


TAGS: jew kosher ninja b****
Rating: 2.79/5


NINJA CAT -


TAGS: ninja cat strikes again humor
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - September 22, 2013, 12:27 pm, #249912

Thank you, CL!~
chickenlittle - September 22, 2013, 12:26 pm, #249911
So funny LG! Great pic too! :)
lgvernon - September 21, 2013, 7:06 pm, #249892

Thanks, Mao--!
maoworks2 - September 21, 2013, 5:42 pm, #249891
Great Pic I Had A Cat Just Like That And I Drink Out Of The Carton ? 5L.


NINJAS - Jesus isnt the only one that can walk on water


TAGS: jesus ninjas naruto water funny blasphemy tony korley
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by tonykorley

Eugene - August 23, 2009, 11:59 am, #111005
Jesus can walk on water but Chuck Norris can swim through dirt
Woody - June 17, 2009, 8:51 pm, #87876
Fail, Believe it!!!
NINJAS AND JESUS - February 6, 2009, 1:42 pm, #57347
Are given attributes they don't have
Mat-chan - December 22, 2008, 5:51 pm, #46117
That`s what you say ... and you`re wrong.
MeanGene - December 16, 2008, 10:42 am, #44736
Wag of the finger: No one who has lost their virginity finds anime pics with blatantly obvious captions funny.
Narutarded - July 19, 2008, 2:39 am, #10200
Jesus got pwned, Dattebayo!


NINJAS - They can strike anywhere, at any time.


TAGS: ninjas racing surprise motorcycles
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by ShallowGrave

wonkycactus - March 10, 2011, 5:01 pm, #213985
that guy is about to have a horrible day


ANNUAL NINJA CONFERENCE - It looks like the keynote presentation was very well attended this year.




WORLDS SEXIEST NINJA - Just try and resist his ultimate power


TAGS: ***y ninja kick drunk
Rating: 2.91/5

More motifakes by prosti82

whathehell - August 16, 2011, 2:48 pm, #223063
notice the hole? the longer you lookat him the funnier it gets.


CAVEMAN PIC FODDER THREAD -


TAGS: dogs ninja cat animals
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by BeNiceToMe

nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:44 pm, #242322
Nope, a Ninja cat would have hid the bodies.
BeNiceToMe - February 9, 2012, 9:41 pm, #229242
I'm exploring my feminine side today :)
HallieMarie - February 9, 2012, 9:31 pm, #229241
Lol. I like this


SPETSNAZ - Like ninjas, only with assault rifles...


TAGS: ninja gun spetsnaz russian
Rating: 2.81/5

More motifakes by Mike

Wrong - August 16, 2009, 12:49 am, #108676
If it were white, you'd notice the dude lying down or whatever. Because it's black it can look like a bit of tree, so you don't notice the geezer holding it.
Anonymous - January 20, 2009, 2:23 am, #53259
It's work better if the gun was white too.
Torquemada - July 16, 2008, 7:34 am, #9710
Spetsnaz... Russians on motifake?


PIRATES - Unlike invisible ninjas, there are at LEAST five jokes involving "plunder" & "booty" in this pic


TAGS: ninjas vs pirates
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:12 am, #245020
No offense, but I wouldn't "plunder" that "booty" with a ten ft. "plank." It's probably seen many planks and I wouldn't want "splinters." Funny poster though.
nifftyman - December 30, 2011, 12:57 pm, #227092
I think you were going for, "I would plunder her booty"? Just asking is all...


LOOK. I KNOW YOUR A NINJA! - but lets keep it out of the bed room. OW! That hurt baby!


TAGS: crazy ninja
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by pieman

agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:15 pm, #150656
You're = you are.


BREAK DANCE FEVER - Sheldon may have seemed shy to most, but throw on some old school hip-hop and he'll come out of his shell!




Ninja cat -


TAGS: ninja
Rating: 1.63/5

More motifakes by elvis



WARNING! - Ninjas are nuts.




UNDERWATER NINJAS - Natural enemy of Somali pirates


TAGS: underwater ninjas natural enemy somali pirates
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by Portgas D. Ace

AcidRain - September 10, 2012, 5:17 pm, #239057
Girl in swimsuit. Old woman covered with a black garbage sack. Makes perfect sense to me.
captainofaboat - April 23, 2010, 6:14 pm, #173206
politically incorrect 5L


M.K. NINJAS - On slow days, they had to take any job they could.




FLYING NINJAS - They're everywhere


TAGS: ninjas ninja sweet lol funny
Rating: 2.47/5
RandomApe - August 21, 2009, 7:14 pm, #110592
ROFLMAO says FTW!!
Schifty - December 15, 2008, 2:12 pm, #44575
up your a**!
Dess - November 9, 2008, 12:57 pm, #34753
think about it people, when was the last time you saw a ninja?
tony - August 31, 2008, 4:12 pm, #17959
...thats the point you failures
steve - July 25, 2008, 2:31 pm, #11058
where is the ninjas
jon - July 4, 2008, 10:28 am, #8108
Flying Ninja's. WHERE!!!


Ninja bush -


TAGS: ninja shoe shoes ninjas
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by kadster

mallen - February 25, 2009, 3:37 am, #61801
Who knew Bush had Ninja training. Not one but two shoes dodged.
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am, #47498
Who throws a shoe? Honestly, you fight like a woman.


NINJA AWARENESS WEEK - I know we are supposed to move like phantoms, silent & unseen...... But if we hurry we can catch that bus!


TAGS: ninja
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by flint

thegamer - September 14, 2010, 10:02 am, #193781
hmmm. bus riding jutsu
5150monkeylove - September 3, 2010, 9:22 pm, #192174
Love it...5l


EVERYDAY NINJAS - "Let's get that appendix out."


TAGS: ninja dr
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by patrickjcruse

papalegba - March 1, 2012, 5:46 pm, #230461
that is dr.mcninja awesome webcomic http://drmcninja.com/
Reality Lord - March 1, 2012, 7:33 am, #230406

i'm not a ninja poster kinda guy....but i lol'd on this one. nice.. :)


NINJA SKILLZ - No match for office supplies!




OPTIMIST VS PESSIMIST. - The Optimist "Oh what a beautiful sight, let's check it out." The Pessimist "You do know the moment we step inside we're gonna be killed by Ninjas and Samurais right?


TAGS: optimist pessimist ninjas samurais
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by nicholsjoshua15

steve1961 - February 22, 2013, 2:51 pm, #243713
What about all those ninjas shown on the outside in this ph**o?


SQUIRREL NINJA SCHOOL - Where are the Samuri Squirrels when you need them?




NINJITSU - Eventually every pupil surpassing his master...


TAGS: ninja cat
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by Rexman



NINJA BULL -




NINJAS - a real one wouldn't even be in this picture


TAGS: ninja fail gun cop party
Rating: 3.4/5

More motifakes by TheWolf

Hinoron - March 29, 2012, 9:57 am, #232302
If you take a policeman's gun from him (or try) it is his JOB to a**ume you intended to shoot someone (possibly him) with it and act accordingly. "It was just a dumb joke" makes a poor courtroom excuse.
Cheeseman - January 2, 2011, 2:31 pm, #208949
I'm surprised the cop doesn't just shoot him once he nows wants going on. In australia they will shoot you for doing some dumb party **** like that. At least throw you in jail for a few months. RESPECT THE LAWS i.e physics, governing law etc....
djg781 - December 28, 2010, 4:19 pm, #208494
wtf stupid pigs


NINJA FACEPALM - Do you think they saw me ?




THE WAY OF THE NINJA -




NINJAS - Proving America's superiority when it comes to kick-ass entertainment.


TAGS: ninja naruto michaelangelo nunchucks dattebayo
Rating: 3.03/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

cthulhufhtagn - May 31, 2011, 7:31 am, #219401
Mutated turtles, trained by a mutated rat should be better than awesomely cool human martial artists (YES, I know, the dub LEAVES a lot to be desired, but this is always the problem with dubs, especially from Japanese to English)? C'MON!
HerculesPwns - September 16, 2009, 10:57 am, #118350
Pwwwned XD
No-one - March 20, 2009, 3:29 pm, #66844
Nice pic, but letting naruto represent all japanese ninjas is grossly unfair since the whole Naruto series is as bad as ninjas get.
Berge - March 3, 2009, 12:48 pm, #63304
Except when you screw up an awesome japanese show by dubbing it in english for 3rd graders. "Believe It!" is a catchphrase added by AMERICA. It's not in the japanese version. (I'm also a TMNT fan btw)


NINJA RACCOONS -


TAGS: raccoons ninjas yuppie skiers good idea
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bah - December 6, 2009, 12:58 pm, #143191
...if only...


FINALLY! - The new realistic Ninja Action Figure


TAGS: ninja
Rating: 3.35/5

More motifakes by zubman

Killjoy - April 25, 2010, 10:31 pm, #173520
Where can I get one?!?!?


NINJAS!!! - NINJAS !!!! They are everywhere !!!!


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by skippy

BLACKMAMBA - September 3, 2009, 2:55 pm, #114663
IS THAT RONDO?
brock0lee - December 9, 2008, 8:44 pm, #43139
that's not a ninja, it's a *****; get it right yo


DAMN NINJAS - quick get this man a shawtgun




WHY IS IT A PIRATE'S LIFE FOR ME ? - Well, it's like this Big O. Chicks dig Pirates and Dudes love Ninjas. The choice really was a no-brainer.




SAMURAI ELVIS - Can't get any cooler than that!




STEALTH NINJA - There are 4 Ninja in this picture. See if you can spot th... ...Nevermind


TAGS: ninja turtle scorpion mortal kombat naruto beverly hills farley stealth
Rating: 2.95/5

More motifakes by motiverse

the dude - November 5, 2009, 3:01 am, #134282
scorpion for the win!
Sharpeye - July 29, 2009, 8:04 am, #101755
The real ninjas are hiden behind the orange suit blond guys.
mallen - July 28, 2009, 7:03 pm, #101409
Huru could take everyone else.


BRITISH NINJAS - Not your garden variety ninja




PIRATES VERSUS NINJAS - The Question Is Finally Answered.




I WOULD TOTALLY - give him $20.




PENGUIN NINJA - The Reason Santa Moved To The North Pole


TAGS: penguin ninja
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 11:37 am, #150590
I thought he moved to the North Pole because of the restraining orders...


WANNABE PIRATES - Because some of us are too obtuse to dream of being Ninjas


TAGS: pirate ninja
Rating: 1.62/5

More motifakes by aLamo

Sean - February 14, 2009, 8:42 pm, #59752
Does "obtuse" mean "rotund"?


Ninja Cat Strikes Again! -




EVEN NINJAS - stayed clear of Condoleeza Rice


TAGS: ninja
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 7:24 pm, #150663
I love it!
sickartist - January 6, 2010, 5:21 pm, #150638
hahahaha nice one
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 12:18 pm, #150593
I crush you! Hahahahaha!


NINJA CATS - There are several behind you. But you'll never find them.


TAGS: ninja cats
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

ICEMAN - March 6, 2010, 9:23 pm, #162531
This ninja **** has to end.
Bartimaeus - March 6, 2010, 7:27 pm, #162499
5L


BUNNY NINJA - F*CK YOUR HIDDEN NINJAS


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by almarpa

Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 10:55 am, #181673
1L i the lowest vote a poster can get. Cruise around the forum and you will find a lot of useful information.
almarpa - June 25, 2010, 10:37 am, #181667
I couldn´t understand "not to get a 1L" What does it mean?
Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 10:35 am, #181665
IMO the ninja thing was killed off a long time ago, bunny or hidden the poster has to be d*** good not to get a 1L.


NINJA TRAINING -


TAGS: canada ninja training bmoc 8ft 10in at the shoulder
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

Shadus - August 25, 2010, 2:03 am, #190741
That's no moose. That's a SPACE STATION! (-o-)
logan240184 - July 8, 2010, 5:54 pm, #183729
They be tasty and big, up to 1800 pounds and 8 feet tall
me4891 - January 6, 2010, 4:09 pm, #150633
Good hell that thing is huge. Think of the bbq ribs from that bad boy!
Derek - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm, #150630
That is one big moose


PICK YOUR BATTLES - There are people in this world who have the power. to turn your world upside down, and they have no qualms about beating the resolve out of you.




SENIOR MUTANT NINJA TURTLE - Turtle in a half-shell, EX-LAX power!




NINJA TURTLE PIZZA PARTY - Gotta be there!!


TAGS: ninja turtle pizza party
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Florisb

CANADA - October 19, 2009, 1:12 pm, #127930
haha, that guy should have lifted the man hole open
Bartimaeus - October 18, 2009, 9:25 pm, #127722
Ha! Imagine all the kids that crawled into that sewer...That makes me laugh.


NINJA-PIRATE - You divided by zero, didn't you?




DOG OR TOWEL? - Puppy showing off HIS mad Ninja Camo Skills! (and I didn't even need Photoshop for this one)


TAGS: ninja dog doggie puppy camo camoflage
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by koradan

GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 7:43 pm, #151200
TMI, Derek, TMI ;)
Derek - January 8, 2010, 7:40 pm, #151196
"When I stay in the bath too long I get all wrinkly."


SHHHH - There's 5 ninjas in the picture.


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 1.89/5

More motifakes by matthew

CJ - March 5, 2009, 7:38 am, #63784
ninjas are queer


BEER - It Stops Ninja Attacks




EPIC - is when Ninja and Sephiroth got your back!


TAGS: sephiroth ninja
Rating: 2.55/5

More motifakes by wann1e

Captain Douchebag - August 13, 2008, 12:34 am, #14170
If he hasn't done it in five different ways already.
Eddie - August 12, 2008, 11:49 pm, #14168
Not just any ninja, Grey Fox. For your foolishness, he will end you and your family.


THE INTERNET - we can finally understand it




YOUTH SPORTS -


TAGS: ninja turtle nature sports
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

Pagong - June 10, 2013, 1:22 am, #246505
Nice little TMNTs.


Leprechauns -




NINJAS - THE REAL REASON YOU CAN´T SEE THEM. THEY ARE TAKING CARE OF THEIR CHILDREN.


TAGS: ninjas reason children
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by almarpa

theviking - August 6, 2010, 12:09 pm, #187995
baby like OMFG NINJA PARENTS!!!


RAINY DAYS - Beware of Ninjas




NINJA FLASHMOB - It turned out to be a failure


TAGS: ninja flashmob
Rating: 2.78/5

More motifakes by HareRama

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 8:01 pm, #150986
Sigh... missed the mark on this one. Now, had you said "It was a huge success!" - that'd been a home run.
R.S.Jake - January 7, 2010, 11:43 am, #150874
Ha ha! I like the one in middle waving the sign! Classic!


RUNNING WITH POINTY OBJECTS - Not Limited to Scissors




NINJA FINAL EXAM - It counts for 70% of your overall ninja grade.


TAGS: ninja
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by TheCatdaddyC

Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 11:11 am, #147537
Someone just got a 30, and you got a 5.


TMNT -




ANOTHER GAME OF... - Spot the newbie ninja




BIKER NINJAS -


TAGS: motorcycle accident ninja
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by darkangel98s

aesop's folly - November 1, 2009, 8:36 pm, #133117
if he was a ninja, we wouldnt see him jump off


NINJAS - Now they have motorcycles... ho...ho...ho


TAGS: ninjas
Rating: 2.46/5

More motifakes by Mr. Rob

Al - February 19, 2009, 10:58 pm, #60831
it semms to be mirror, or verry riflektive silver paint. im not shuar if it is shoped. soarry for spelling errors im Russian!!!
run - September 26, 2008, 1:49 pm, #23478
wants one? gets a ph**oshop.
TigerKid - September 23, 2008, 12:18 am, #22601
yeah dude! thats some double oh seven ****! I liiiiiiike!
t3xxas - September 22, 2008, 11:48 pm, #22598
holy ****, that actually looks pretty d*** cool... i want one.


MALL NINJA - Keeping the arcades drug free.




BUDDIST NINJAS - They have a tendancy to blend in with their surroundings ...know they need to find out how to blend out before garbage disposal comes




NERD + COSTUME + OTHER NERDS - You are so cool i didnt even see you standing there


TAGS: browneye asian ninja
Rating: 1.79/5

More motifakes by Poker Browneye

Fail - November 2, 2008, 4:48 pm, #32624
I'm here for the 100 ninjas. The 1 you can see and the 99 standing there that didn't kill this douchebag.
Narutarded - August 19, 2008, 9:56 pm, #15578
He's from the Village hidden in the Camaro Dealership. I can tell by the logo on his forehead protector.


CLICK,SQUEAK,CLICK,SQUEAK... - Why ninjas never wear heels and patent leather.


TAGS: ninjas patent leather
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by spacedog

The Goat - September 26, 2009, 7:51 pm, #121977
I thought the whole point of a ninja was to do his thing without being noticed! I don't think I understand how notice to notice these five!
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:59 pm, #120833
Ah, grandma's house. Memories.
Sean - September 22, 2009, 9:59 pm, #120830
FLATULENCE Some seem to need an alibi more than others.
Bartimaeus - September 22, 2009, 9:51 pm, #120821
Great one! Its hard to sneak up on some one when you squeal like a plastic covered sofa. Ah, grandma's house. 5/5
agdaniele - September 22, 2009, 7:58 pm, #120750
Excellent.


Believe it or not -


TAGS: ninja cats minding forest mew
Rating: 3.47/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 21, 2013, 7:41 pm, #245913
Awe, man! the quality didn't turn out well. This is the work of Ninja cats! (They're there, trust me)


PROFESSOR CHAOS - BRINGER OF DESTRUCTION AND DOOM




NINJAS - they're after you


TAGS: ninjas rock
Rating: 2.08/5

More motifakes by Austin

mmmmmmmmm - June 13, 2009, 4:35 am, #86576
must have those pants n that shirt but NOT that hat
shagger - May 15, 2009, 1:28 am, #80147
you guys are all wrong. this is the kindergarten where chuck norris honed his skills. other kids were finger painting and eating boogers, chuck norris was breaking **** and f***ing everyones mom including mine. your my hero chuck hahahahahahaha
Elwood - November 28, 2008, 7:32 am, #40349
It will eat this man? OK, I understand now. It is a "p**** Fly Trap."
english--and proud - November 24, 2008, 3:46 am, #39270
nope ..its a cleverly disguised giant clam ..it will eat this sucker real soon..
Kung-Fu Devil - November 23, 2008, 9:24 pm, #39201
You guys are idiots. It's clearly a Pac-Man fossil.
english--and proud - November 23, 2008, 6:43 pm, #39165
Naw this is one of the hulks "jaw-breakers "
Elwood - November 23, 2008, 9:28 am, #38966
It's too "clean" and smooth a break, to have been done by wholly "natural" means. I suggest human beings did that, with machinery.
pro - July 2, 2008, 6:38 pm, #7982
Chuck Norris... He was here!


QUICK DEATH -


TAGS: pets funny death ninja pitchblack
Rating: 4.62/5

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mariand - May 17, 2012, 7:01 pm, #234778
correct


IT'S TIME TO PLAY - "Spot the Newbie Ninja"


TAGS: ninja vending machine
Rating: 2.95/5

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aesop's folly - November 18, 2009, 5:10 pm, #137636
found em


EXTINCTION THEORIES - Based upon biological, physical, chemical and astronomical evidence. All totally mistaken. It's always been time-travelling ninjas.




THAT'S RIGHT RONSART!!! - Ninjas are coming for YOU!!! Surprisingly, it only cost me two bags of Skittles!


TAGS: ronsart ninjas
Rating: 2.86/5

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ronsart - January 6, 2010, 7:08 pm, #150652
lol Mr. Drizzle...you need an Indian Ninja...lol...you as one of the orginal motifakers...thanks. appreciated.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - January 6, 2010, 3:57 pm, #150629
Spite and jealousy mostly lol
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:23 pm, #150620
why you want to send ninja's after Ronsart?


FOOTBALL NINJA - His foot will kick your balls.




NINJA - What happens when a ninja divides by 0


TAGS: ninja
Rating: 2.13/5

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Captain No So Obvious - June 26, 2009, 1:13 pm, #90290
Sorry about the double post. Pressed post one too many times.
Captain Not So Obvious - June 26, 2009, 1:12 pm, #90289
No actually, I believe that's Chuck Norris sneezing.
Captain Not So Obvious - June 26, 2009, 1:12 pm, #90288
No actually, I believe that's Chuck Norris sneezing.
Agent K - June 20, 2009, 10:09 am, #88566
thought this was chuck norris punching the ground


SITUATIONAL AWARENESS - Pirates need some




GUNS - Just make Ninjas go really REALLY fast!




NINJAS - Don't Worry The Box Is Empty The Ninja Is With Your Mother




NINJA SIGNS! - Warning You To Stay Away


TAGS: ninja
Rating: 1.4/5

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Mr Graves - April 23, 2009, 6:49 am, #74868
Shame the person who put it up couldn't spell for love nor money


Ninja Blenders -


TAGS: kitchen appliances for ninjas shhhhh
Rating: 4.82/5

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spacedog - June 24, 2013, 6:05 pm, #246950
*McClure
spacedog - June 24, 2013, 6:03 pm, #246949
In the voice of Troy McClue: (yells over screaming appliance) "Is it on?"
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 24, 2013, 12:58 am, #246934
And that's why the Ninja blender was created; to really disprove the noise of the Calvary blender, that you don't need excessive noise to make a smoothie, lol.
CloudchaserS - June 24, 2013, 12:08 am, #246932
Blenders and a lot of other products are intentionally not made to be quiet because people tend to think that something noisy is more powerful.
lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 11:38 pm, #246931

That's what I meant, Mashi! Sounds like a jet!~
MashiMashi - June 23, 2013, 11:04 pm, #246930
BULL-CAP have you seen the info-mercials, the host has to SXREAM over the sounds of the whirring blades.
lgvernon - June 23, 2013, 10:28 pm, #246929

5L on two counts: The super-stealthy ninja reference and reality. Have you ever heard one of these things? Bwhahahaha!~


Ninja Cat -


TAGS: ninja cat doorway wall
Rating: 3.86/5

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Greeny - March 20, 2014, 5:37 am, #253706
One should always do a little research on the originality of an idea before posting. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires.
GaryO - March 19, 2014, 9:46 pm, #253702
purty sure this has been done....almost exactly


PIRATES VS NINJAS -


TAGS: pirates ninjas debate
Rating: 3.53/5

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cbc_rules - October 7, 2009, 7:56 pm, #124654
PHANTOM OF THE PARADISE!!!


GRAVITY - Ninjas Defy It


TAGS: ninja gravity defiance
Rating: 3.35/5

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culos - January 28, 2010, 5:05 am, #154909
Her ***bs defy gravity too for now, but believe me, in the end it's gravity FTW!


DUMPSTER NINJAS - Just one more reason to make the wife take out the garbage




AWWWWW - It's an old-fashioned Ninja Christmas!


TAGS: ninja christmas hidden doris
Rating: 2.61/5

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Sean - December 2, 2008, 5:08 pm, #41391
Kinda hate the ninja stuff, but this is really funny.
LogicDude - December 1, 2008, 10:16 pm, #41243
I love it when the Ninjas get all Christmassy and traditional!


KOTARO FUMA - The most bad-ass ninja there ever was


TAGS: ninja
Rating: 2.24/5
thehattinninja - April 18, 2009, 10:06 pm, #73907
so i return to this post a year later to find that the LESSER douchbag is also an annoying grammar nazi. also, the reasone i spell hatin' wrong is to temp people to become grammar nazi's about it so i ca call them on it. who is the ***khole now?
Tempest - February 25, 2009, 12:24 pm, #61841
Hanzo all the way!
Kisamesluver - December 12, 2008, 5:30 pm, #44017
i'm glad that SOME people like it and you dont have to see him if you are going to die in a few seconds
Captain Douchebag - August 29, 2008, 4:11 pm, #17593
Possibly because it's HATIN'. Not HATTIN', as you so put it. Look, leave the ***kholery to the big boys.
thehattinninja - August 29, 2008, 3:39 pm, #17591
bu thow can i call myself theHATTINninja if i dont be a bigger ***khole
Captain Douchebag - August 26, 2008, 9:19 pm, #16892
That's CAPTAIN Douchebag. I wasn't a complete ***khole all this time to be called 'the douchebag'.
thehattinninja - August 26, 2008, 8:39 pm, #16879
the douchbag is right. on another note, this ninja is the only man i will ever show any respect to.
Captain Douchebag - August 5, 2008, 1:39 am, #12613
Actually, that's just a stereotype taken from Kabuki, I believe. The folks in the background would wear the black 'ninja' outfits so they wouldn't be noticed when they had to move scenery around.
jeni - August 5, 2008, 12:49 am, #12603
he is not a ninja you can see his face
Captain Douchebag - June 26, 2008, 10:56 pm, #7178
Got the job done, didn't it.
Ghetto Jijna - June 26, 2008, 7:21 pm, #7141
Ninja's were over-rated. Masking 'teh l33t' fighting skills wit smoke bombs and just being a pain in the arse.
Captain Douchebag - June 26, 2008, 1:19 am, #7063
Doesn't matter if you saw him or not when you're dead, yeah?
Dude - June 26, 2008, 12:46 am, #7059
Nonsense! I could see him coming a mile away!


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